Tuesday, January 26, 2010

No Fatties!

Expect publication activity to be light, as there are two Whole Foods stores near enough to our bunker to make it worth the effort to reduce them to smoking rubble. (Do one-liter plastic bottles work as well as glass bottles when mixing a Molotov?)

Not that taking out the WF closest to you would be a bad idea at any time, but this puts an edge on the urge to destroy the social order & its physical manifestations.

Other physical manifestations worthy of being destroyed would have to include the useless sack of skin Mr. Mackey's alleged consciousness occupies. (Translation for Americans, whose command of the language isn't so good: "KILL HIM! KILL HIM NOW!!")

Perhaps one of the glibertarian goofballs who occasionally leave droppings here will show up to explain the difference between the "Nanny State" & Fascist Corporate Nannies.

2 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

Um, you can go get a job elsewhere when 10% of the population is trying to do the same fucking thing?

M. Bouffant said...

Forgetful Editor Types:

Oh, didn't use the magic words to get the gliberts. As it turns out, a labor-saving move, as we get both an excellent imitation & a rebuttal (in one sentence, yet) from a different sort of goofball.