Race to the White House 2008

There's a horse's patoot for every light on Broadway, some say.
Some of the spare patoots have enlisted in the quadrennial Run for the Battleground States to take place over the next 17+ months at oval tracks 'crost the Newnited Snakes. Luckily for the viewing public, the early heats are earlier than ever next year, and they're always tough on the weaklings in the herd, so it shouldn't be more than, oh, EIGHT EFFING MONTHS (February/March?) before we have to lay down any actual money. And still ANOTHER SEVENTEEN MONTHS before the punters & the office poolers have to put down their life savings & maybe their lives come next NOVEMBER. That's NOVEMBER. 2008. Can't wait.

If you do like to bet early & bet often, here are the latest odds:
Top Ten White Guys Wearing the Same Suit

Hillary & The Seven (approx.) Candidates

Chapeau tipped to PollingReport.com.