MOSCOW SNIPER!!! BREAKING NEWS! (UPDATED)

Oh. Ohh. Moscow, Idaho. Sudden jihadi syndrome!! Or pre-jihadi syndrome! Oh, horrors, 75 shots fired! The sniper, or snipers (they don't even know yet!) are hiding in a Presbyterian Church! They want to make us all wash our feet five times a day! And now they're in a chuch!! They won't let anyone shave anything, anywhere! It's been four hours since there was any shooting, they haven't talked to anyone. They'll take away the tee vee! Oh, wait, maybe it was a drunken illegal alien, or Marxist-indoctrinated college students from Idaho State or whatever that school is in Moscow, or videogame addicted te- [Editor's note: Let's just relax there, Little Missy. Remember when the mouse jumped out of the oven and you got so hysterical you needed stitches? We don't want that to happen do we? If there hasn't been a round fired in four and a half hours, as I type this @ 0530 May 20, and if they haven't talked to any one "hiding in the church" by now, the suspect(s) are long gone, and in Idaho they're as likely to be retired LAPD officers mad about their property taxes as jihadis.] --enagers or, or...let me just catch my breath here...that's better...I know, I'll google the tubes for "unknown sniper" + photos + moscow and see if he was wearing a turban or not... UPDATE: The last shot @ 0100 was the sniper offing himself. Now I haven't gone out of my way to dig up more info on this, but there hasn't been another mention of this in the media that I've perceived, THEREFORE SINCE I PERSONALLY HAVEN'T HEARD ANY FOLLOW UP ON THIS CAN WE ALL JUST ASSUME IT WAS A JIHADI AND THE GODLESS LIBERAL MAINSTREAM MEDIA ARE COVERING IT UP? CAN WE, HUH? P. S. It's the University of Idaho, not Idaho State. (22 May '07 early a. m.)