From The Times, how to live to 90+: A banana, coconut & murder diet:
Hiroo Onoda, an Imperial Japanese Army officer who remained at his jungle post on an island in the Philippines for 29 years, refusing to believe that World War II was over [...] died Thursday at a Tokyo hospital. He was 91.After almost 30 yrs.of that I'm surprised he lived 40 more in what the Times inimitably calls
Caught in a time warp, 2nd Lt. Onoda was one of the war’s last holdouts: a soldier who believed the emperor was a deity and the war a sacred mission; who survived on bananas and coconuts and sometimes killed villagers he assumed were enemies ...
the lotus land of paper and wood that turned out to be a futuristic world of skyscrapers, television, jet planes, pollution and atomic destruction.Note to 2014's reactionary losers: The culture war is over & Jerry Falwell is dead. Don't waste the next 30 yrs. living on bananas & trying to annoy people. Throw down your smart 'phones & come out w/ your hands up.