Friday, August 24, 2012

Pukey Pizza Cheap

If you want crummy anti-abortion pizza at 50% off, this is the wknd.
Presented as a public service for those not on the sucker list, although the real public service would be bankrupting Papa John's.


Substance McGravitas said...

Selling pizza does not quite have the profit margin of rebottling water but it's gotta be close.

Substance McGravitas said...

Reselling, unless something something something.

mikey said...

Wait. I'm confused.

"Anti Abortion Pizza"?

If you eat it, you get pregnant?

If you eat it after you get an abortion, the fetus comes BACK?

If you eat it and then go to get an abortion, the procedure fails?

Man, this shit is creepier than eating jesus in a dried up cracker on Sunday.


M. Bouffant said...

Business Editor:
Probably have to employ a lot more people selling pie than bottling water.

You buy it & your money is used against your rights.