Bring It Down, Now!!

No More iNternet, Thank You

Smash it to a billion pieces!

Politico:

US, allies warn of critical vulnerabilities in programming underlying 70% of the internet  —  The National Security Agency and cyber agencies in Europe, Australia, Canada, and elsewhere on Wednesday urged organizations to take their websites offline immediately after OpenAI tools found critical bugs …

The Hill:   NSA warns organizations to patch security flaws identified by AI

Jess Weatherbed / The Verge:   A critical PHP vulnerability may take websites down today

The PHP Foundation:   Today's PHP Security Release, and How We're Strengthening PHP Security

Wired:   ‘This Is Not a Drill’: Critical PHP Vulnerabilities Are Setting the Internet on Fire

Leo Marchandon / Reuters:   Explainer: What is PHP and why did it take government websites offline?

Julie Bort / TechCrunch:   PHP armageddon: OpenAI, Google's Wiz find ancient holes, panicking the internet

Chance Townsend / Mashable:   OpenAI says GPT-5.6-Sol helped find the PHP flaws now shaking the internet

Joseph Feldman / VINnews:   Some Websites Go Dark As Operators Address An Ai-detected Flaw In A Web Programming Language

Lisa Eadicicco / KIFI-TV:   AI helped find a critical security flaw affecting 70% of the internet

Bruce Gil / Gizmodo:   ‘Expect Mass Attacks Within 15 Minutes’: Hackers Poised to Exploit Newly Discovered Website Flaws

Wiz Blog:   PHP2Shell: AI uncovers critical RCE vulnerabilities affecting 70% of the Internet

Cloudflare:   Cloudflare deploys protections against php2shell vulnerability

OpenAI:   Patch the Planet: global response coordination as agents uncover critical vulnerabilities

Thomas Brewster / Forbes:   OpenAI Says AI Found One Of The Biggest Web Weaknesses Ever

Insurance Journal:   EU Cyber Agency Warns Websites May Go Dark as PHP Prepares Critical Fix

Brian Krebs / Krebs on Security:   Widespread PHP Flaw May Cause Many Site Outages Today

Lindsay Clark / The Register:   PHP devs publish critical bug fix as site owners warned: Pull 'em offline if you're unpatched

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I hope those bastards at Google have kept Bugspot up to date. I really should put my 20 yrs. of spewing here on discs or something, just in case.