FEMA Disaster In Offing?

Nothing could go wrong w/ this appointment, could it? What rocks do they turn over to find these people? How much contempt do Republicans have for our country?

Falyn Stempler / AOL:
FEMA disaster chief claims he is able to teleport: ‘I landed in a ditch by a baptist church’  —  Resurfaced comments made by Gregg Phillips, the head of FEMA's Office of Response and Recovery, have sparked concern about the new leader's competency and mental state.
Antonieta Cádiz / El País:   The future of FEMA is at stake under the leadership of Markwayne Mullin

Atrios / Eschaton:   Sure Why Not  —  I would expect nothing less.  —  Resurfaced comments made by Gregg Phillips …

Rick Hasen / Election Law Blog:   “True the Vote” Veteran Member of the Fraudulent Fraud Squad, Gregg Phillips, Is Now a FEMA Government Official Who Claimed He Was “Teleported” to a Waffle House

Associated Press:   DHS secretary nominee Mullin presents a different vision for FEMA than predecessor Noem

CNN:
A top FEMA official has history of violent rhetoric and said he once teleported to Waffle House —  As millions of Americans braced for a series of brutal storms this winter, the senior official in charge of the federal government’s disaster response had been on the job only a few weeks — and had previously claimed on podcasts that he once teleported to a Waffle House.
Zachary Leeman / Mediaite:   Trump FEMA Official Has History of ‘Violent Rhetoric’ and Claimed He Teleported to a Waffle House
Nikki McCann Ramirez / Rolling Stone:
Top Disaster Response Official Claims He Teleported to a Waffle House  —  FEMA's Gregg Phillips says he has experienced multiple “scary” episodes of sudden teleportation  —  Far-right activist turned high-ranking FEMA official Gregg Phillips has a problem.
Sophia Anderson / CNN:   A top FEMA official says he ‘teleported’

Uh huh. "I landed in a ditch by a baptist [sic] church." Sure you did you fat alky loser. Most of us attribute that sort of thing to going on a bender. Sober the fuck up.