The Snake He's Old, & His Skin Is Cold ...

Chock full of energy, isn't he? Can't even handle a binder clip. His Big Beautiful Book of Shit is single-sided pages. Not double-spaced? Maybe he couldn't lift the double-spaced version. Takes it very seriously, too.

And like a three-yr. old proud of his doodie. "Look, ma! I did it in the toilet!"

Again w/ this "Hottest country in the world" stuff. Oh, it'll be hot this summer. On fire, even.