Friday, January 2, 2026

Fat Ugly Self-Hating Slob Loses Weight, Remains Talentless Hack

Friday Fuck You & Fuck Off

Not this reporter, but some cracker named Jason Bradley DeFord that calls itself "Jelly Roll". Why don't you tat your ugly puss like your arms, so we can't see it either, cracker numbnuts?

I'll assume Mr. Ferdinand Joseph LaMothe, the actual & original Jelly Roll, who accomplished something worthwhile
Morton was jazz's first arranger, proving that a genre rooted in improvisation could retain its essential characteristics when notated. His composition "Jelly Roll Blues", published in 1915, was one of the first published jazz compositions. He also claimed to have invented the genre.
spins in his grave as I type.
English language check: Does "making healthier food swaps" mean "choosing healthy food"? What is a "swap" in this case, you idiot typist? Must be the kind of redundant fucking airhead who types they are "swapping something out" instead of simply "changing" it.

You dumb fucks, brevity & clarity are the point, not adding useless prepositions. "Welcome into". Fuck. You.

I blame whichever fuckheaded iNternet moron started typing "over at" instead of simply "at", which works just fine by itself & doesn't need "over" added to it. There's no such thing as "under at" (Or "welcome out".) so you cretins needn't differentiate, but you are cretins & don't know any better, which is why I'm so tired of all of you. An example:
"Your tracking eperience". No. Simply "to continue tracking". Don't need one word more.

Fucking die in a fire already, ignorant dimbulbs.

Tired hell, I'm enraged by the incessant bestial stupidity & ignorance you subhumans display, & I am a shrieking blue-hot sphere of pure rage!

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