Hoo-Ray Hurray, The First Of May

Outdoor Nothing Starts Today!

Outdoor nothing, a whole lot of it.

I'm A Horse!!

Pertinent line at (2:25).Prescribed LASIX for swollen calves/feet. Not only am I a horse (& apparently will be peeing like the proverbial racehorse) I'm a gawddam Monty Python sketch! Also prescribed: Stylish compression socks. Knee-high, so I'll be bringing back Bermuda shorts. It's not funny, & every one of you laughing is now on my list!

Xmas list or "To be killed" list? You decide! P.S.: Don't be a literal-minded cretin. Allow for artistic license, you inane drones. I chumped you good when you tried this shit 10+ yrs. ago, & now you'v been suckered again, this time at the cost of a wk. of my life, you fucking pieces of rotting garbage.

Will it take three times for you to learn to fuck off, the third time at the cost of my life when the police murder me for resisting bullshit?

Christ on a crutch, this is the fucking bullshit I've rec'd. from my fellow humanoids for the last 71 yrs. ('though I only remember the bullshit & suffering from about the age of four) yet people act as if I'm not completely & absolutely justified in my rage. Look in the mirror, pieces of shit-eating shit!!