Stop Lying To Me!!

This was taken at 1440 today, 96 hrs. after the pkg. was reported to be 372 miles away in Phoenix. Note it's still dated fucking yesterday. Why does the USPS lie like this?

Original lie:

How fucking long can this take? The Pony Express or some schmuck on a bicycle could have made it here from PHX in four fucking days. There had better be an overturned truck w/ packages strewn across the freeway & a dead driver to explain this delay, or I will slit the throat of the USPS for letting their robots fucking lie to me like this. Where's the outrage?

Now why don't you report me to the police for that deadly serious threat, you chickenshit asshole informant? Who else have you turned in, Ratty? You keep a list of your victims, you shit?