Another Brick In The Wall

Sumbitch (or bitch) FedEx driver left my fucking package outside the front door.

Taken by an asshole/moron w/ a shitty fucking 'phone. I hate everything.

When I went to get it, it was halfway between the gate & the door. Apparently I'm going to have to kill every last one of my neighbors, unless it was one of the pig landlord's incompetent asshole employees. Fuck everybody & everything in this awful, awful world!! What is wrong w/ all of you that everything you do makes me want to kill you? Is it the original sin of brainless, mind-dead assholery? And how do we fix this worldwide problem? Do I have to release poison gas in this bldg. next time I'm out consuming? Don't think I wouldn't, 'cept I'm low on Zyklon B & it wouldn't be right to kill pets. 'Though if the pets are living w/ moronic assholes they might be better off dead.

Up w/ how much am I expected to put? My patience is well beyond its end. Indeed, that I haven't committed a mass killing (yet) qualifies me for sainthood as far as I'm concerned.