Wednesday, July 12, 2023

Surf's Up!

Photo by Mark Woodward/Native Santa Cruz
More crime photos (& context) at the KRON link below.
Annie Roth / New York Times:
A Sea Otter Is Stealing Surfboards Near Santa Cruz, California  —  California wildlife officials are hoping to apprehend a 5-year-old sea otter, who has a knack for riding the waves after committing longboard larceny.  —  Annie Roth lives in Santa Cruz, Calif., where she knows enough to stay away from sea otters in the ocean.
A) Yuck foo, "wildlife authorities", state or federal. Let the otter be. You filthy humanoids are invading her turf.

B) Hysterical headline writers, knock it off. "Highjacking, terrorizing, renegade, aggressive", yada. It's a sea otter, not Al Qaeda, you clickbaiting cretins.

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