Today In Chumps

Are you a consumer? Do you still buy stuff? If so, why?

U.S.$249.99 of useless plastic shit, from Macy's.

It's all bullshit if it doesn't actually kill you:

Fitbit Trackers Are 'Highly Inaccurate,' Study Finds

Honestly, the way you suckers are breeding there's one born every ten seconds now, & s/he is surviving to adulthood. Not good!