Today In Shakey-Town: R U Ready 2 Rock? Any Day Now, Any Day Now ...

Fingers crossed I'm still here when it does blow its stack. Schadenfreude potential: +∞!

Los Angeles Times:
San Andreas fault ‘locked, loaded and ready to roll’ with big earthquake,
expert says

Discussion:

Iris Salem / CBS Los Angeles:   San Andreas Fault Could Unleash Massive Quake, Experts Say

Walt Hickey / FiveThirtyEight:   Significant Digits For Thursday, May 5, 2016

Nathan Giannini / AOL:   Experts warn San Andreas fault ‘locked, loaded and ready to roll’ in California

Fox News Insider:   Scientist: San Andreas Fault ‘Locked and Loaded’ in Southern California

Daily Mail:   The San Andreas fault is ‘locked, loaded and ready to go’: Experts warn California to brace itself …

Fiona MacDonald / ScienceAlert:   Scientist says the San Andreas fault is “locked, loaded, and ready to roll”

Julia Wick / LAist:   Scientist Says San Andreas ‘Locked, Loaded And Ready To Roll’

Adding to the coming misery:

13,500 Dingbat Apartment Buildings Across L.A.
Need Earthquake Retrofitting

"Roll", "rock", whatever."Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night."