"It's On His Hat" Part Something*

May be obtained wholesale. Or, my gun cleaning hat.

Gospel Of Greed

At one recent meeting with Trump, evangelical leaders noted how he often flashes a signature hand gesture, with a thumb out and a finger point† to the sky, as he enters and exits rallies.

"You see athletes do it all the time and it's their chance to point to the sky, to thank God for their success," said Pastor Mark Burns, CEO of a Christian television network based in South Carolina. "Trump does this all of the time, too. He's giving reverence to the man upstairs."

"Even with Mr. Trump's billions of dollars, he too still submits himself to God," said Burns, who has become a top Trump surrogate and a staple on the campaign trail, frequently introducing the candidate at rallies. "We should all chip in to help him out. You know, even a billionaire needs some cash flow."

St. Nick on a stick, how cynical a straw-grasper is Pastor Burns, & how dense are his marks? Added evidence that Xianity is all grift, all the time.

Srsly, any statistical weasels out there, how often does Trump invoke the Great Spirit? Many "Christians in peril in the Mid-East so we'll bomb the shit out of ISIS/ISIL/yada" statements, sure, 'cause Trump somehow believes more than 27% of the nation read & believe World Nut Daily, the Drudge Report & so forth, & that pandering to such chumps will get him somewhere, but little submission to anyone; doesn't go well w/ the strongman schtick.

Does he even spout "God bless America" as he leaves the stage to the hoots & howls of his lumpen fans?

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*Part the First.
†Isn't that an "L", as in loser?