Pin-Dicked Poseur Of The Day

Now this is happening pic.twitter.com/ATXMZztU1j

— daveweigel (@daveweigel) September 16, 2015

Senator Rand Paul is the loser in the contest, because neither of the guns this guy seems to be showing the Senator how to shoot (Is that thing on his head scared of loud noises?) are anywhere near as big as the three Trump posed under last evening. Senator Paul passed on ear protection because he never listens to anyone anyway; his mind is made up!

@daveweigel OMG. Look at the size of that belly. LOL. Dave "the Fatty" Weigel. pic.twitter.com/PtUm567UIT

— Connor Duffy (@HalesCornersFan) September 16, 2015

Four dicks, none of them functional.