You're All Screwed Too, It's Just That California, As Always, Is Ahead Of The Curve

Why California's Drought Is the Nation's Problem

California's been setting trends since the Spaniards came to kill or convert anyone who moved just a few centuries ago. Meaning we'll be in desert hell before the rest of you laggards dry up & blow away, starve to death or die of scurvy 'cause there are no more citrus fruits during the winter, what w/ Florida being under water.

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