Police Brutality? Murder? Nah.

No, none of the above, per The Late Breitbart's Matthew Boyle, who apparently had his drinking & sport-viewing disturbed last night & had to type about it. Per Boyle, events in Baltimore last night were "racial protests".

BALTIMORE, Maryland — Racial protests supposed to be peaceful quickly turned into violent riots on Saturday evening, closing down the city of Baltimore for some time—and creating a panic for thousands of people as just 50 miles away elites in Washington partied with President Barack Obama at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

Personally, I wasn’t supposed to be on the job tonight as a reporter. After a long news week and as several of my contemporaries lived high on the hog down in D.C. at the so-called “Nerd Prom,” me and my brother left D.C. to go see our Boston Red Sox play the Baltimore Orioles at Oriole Park at Camden Yards I hate the White House Correspondents’ Dinner—it represents everything I think is wrong with Washington, making celebrities out of news media and politicians—and given the fact I grew up just outside Boston I figured seeing the Red Sox play in Baltimore would be a great reprieve from the political culture. Boy was I wrong. [All sic.]

[Breitbart: Still Dead, & Smelling Worse Daily. And not even to mention the other droolers screaming "RIOT!!"]