Today In Nut-Picked Paranoia

Maybe someone's making a funny, but considering some of the other howlers one finds there not even the timestamp makes me wonder that much:

1. R.B. Hillman says:

   April 1, 2015 at 7:16 pm

   Lost in all of this is the very targeted and non accidental targeting of bakers by secular liberals. For centuries bakers have had a hallowed bond with many of the worlds faith traditions. From the sacred hallah to the hostia or sacramental bread, this attack is meant to drive a wedge between community and the baker and is symbolic of the larger cultural battle lines.

One hell of a theory there. You think Sara Lee®'s in on this? Bakers beware!