The very concept (let alone the actuality) of arena pseudo-rocker Bruce Springsteen fronting U2 on the Disney Sports Channel's pre-Monday Night Football festivities is too culturally fraught to get anywhere near.
For those somehow oblivious to the evident horror, let me repeat myself: BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, backed by arena pseudo-rockers U-FUCKING-2, is performing on the Disney Sports Channel's two-hr. pre-Monday Night Football shitpile of tiresome sports clichés. How much longer can this culture circle the drain?
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How much longer can this culture circle the drain?
Until we run out of water.
Don't worry, we're working on it.
How much longer can this culture circle the drain?
Until Al Michaels gets another "DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?!?!" moment...or dies trying. (We can only hope.)
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