If They Don't Convert, Or Come To Jesus? Just Fucking Guess

Horror Movie Hype from a Horrifying Humanoid:

“Like most Christians, my family and I can truly say that we’re excited about the soon return of Jesus, and I’m sure, if you’ve been watching the news lately, you know that that return could be any day from now,” Robertson said.

He said the film, which he described as “an action-packed thriller that will take viewers on a wild ride to the day of the Rapture,” would encourage atheists and non-Christians to convert.

“It’s a warning to those, if it happened today, would be left behind, and I believe people are going to make that life-changing decision to follow Christ on the way home from the theater on Oct. 3,” Robertson said. “Let’s all make sure we bring some friends and family to see this movie – people who need to see to believe.”

He then directed viewers to the film’s website, where he said they could find information on buying group tickets or purchasing merchandise such as “cool clothes.”

And if a scary fairy story doesn't scare 'em to faith & theocracy, another solution, which you may already have heard; the Duck Dynasty broach the "Convert or Die" concept, then when death to ISIS/ISIL/IS/The Caliphate is agreed & approved, well, what good is it to put the fear of the Lord (or a few rounds from a shotgun) into foreigners when there are gawdless atheists right in this country threatening the definition of marriage (Per the Robertson version of Xianity: Between & man & a human female young enough to be his daughter who'll stay away from his wallet.) & are equally as evil, aren't they, & shouldn't we do something about them?

In an appearance Tuesday on Fox News' "Hannity," outspoken "Duck Dynasty" star Phil Robertson suggested the United States faced a simple choice in dealing with Islamic extremists: "Convert them or kill them."

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The duck-call inventor was ostensibly there to promote his new book, "UnPHILtered: The Way I See It," but following the news that journalist Steven Sotloff had been executed by the militant group Islamic State, Sean Hannity opened the conversation with the issue of radical Islam.

"If anybody could cut off somebody's head like that, and put children's heads on stakes, isn't that evil in our time and how should we deal with it?" he asked.

After quoting several passages from the Bible (and noting that he never leaves home without it or his "woman"), Robertson offered his solution: "In this case you either have to convert them, which I think would be next to impossible, I'm not giving up on 'em, I'm just saying convert them or kill them. One or the other."

Robertson also compared Islamic State to "street thugs on steroids."

Also, then, all those once Godly & happy black folks hoeing the fields w/ him who've turned into "street thugs" are open for conversion or the abattoir?

“I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person. Not once,” he said. “Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I’m with the blacks, because we’re white trash. We’re going across the field … They’re singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, ‘I tell you what: These doggone white people’—not a word!… Pre-entitlement, pre-welfare, you say: Were they happy? They were godly; they were happy; no one was singing the blues.”

Just to make one thing perfectly clear about whom & what we're dealing w/.