Eat Shit, Richies!

Or drink it raw, what-fucking-ever.

MERCER ISLAND — The city of Mercer Island is advising all residents to boil their water before drinking after routine tests came back showing the presence of E. coli.

Public Health – Seattle and King County ordered all food establishments to “suspend operations” until the boil water advisory is lifted, according to Mercer Island officials.

Ha ha ha.