Why We Don't Have A Robot In Our Pants

Among many excellent reasons: Turn the damn thing off & become less than immediately available to every emotionally parasitic family member or friend & they get hysterical.

Missing Student Who Turned Her Phone Off

Just 'Wanted Some Alone Time'

She had not been seen or heard from since Thursday and her phone was turned off. Surveillance footage showed the teen boarding a Metro bus that was headed for downtown.

++Orwellian: Mere matter of time until smart 'phone possession will be forced down everyone's throats. Turning it off will not be possible, & it will broadcast your location (& gawd knows what else) at all times. The tee vee watching you in every room was believable in 1948; a totalitarian gummint strapping walkie-talkies to the masses wouldn't have been believed. Fucking sheep voluntarily strapping creepy-peepies to themselves wouldn't have been believed even in, say, 1978, invention of transistors or not.

Note also that even now there is no escape; we are all under Big Hitler's Big Eyes.

Surveillance footage of Adiline Munguia on
the day she disappeared. (Photo viaNBC 4)

Hatlo's They'll Do It Every Time Dep't.: One hysteric makes a 'phone call ("OMG!! Her 'phone is TURNED OFF!!") & every camera on the planet coughs up a representation of you.