Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!

Yikes! What hideous & lively diseases do Marines have? Is the Public Health Service making sure jarheads aren't bringing this Afghan clap back to America? (Fall in for short arm inspection!)
"Several reports ... of illness caused by bodily fluid discharge in these facilities." What in hell? Are spirochetes (or worse) jumping from the toilet seat directly into USMC urinary tracts?

Not from Beaters magazine (Remember magazines?) but Business Insider.

2 comments:

mikey said...

Umm, how would one get 'caught masturbating' in a porta-pottie?

Is the Corporal doing random searches?

And, for that matter, c'mon, EWWWWW...

Substance McGravitas said...

Masturbating in filthy portable toilets means marines are more open-minded about perversion than I thought.