F.I.G.

The headline is an abbreviation for FUCK IRA GLASS & his middle-brow, middle-class, middle-of-the-road tote-bagging Nasty Putrid Radio shitshow, This American Life. To wit, a load of crap concerning disability, debunked here.

Tell you what, Glass-hole, keep to your cute little stories about whatever your Volvo-driving audience of fuckheads are interested in (We have no actual idea; who in hell listens to that mind-rot?) because you & your entire staff of hipster jag-offs are incapable of reporting on anything beyond the inane crap most of your subjects recite.

Another on the target list, via alicublog.

We can assure our fellow Americans that here at Just Another Blog (From L.A.)™ we are so fucking nuts that we received disability almost immediately, no necessity for an appeal. If any of these people think this reporter is faking it (or has the slightest reason to continue living, disability payments or not) they will discover exactly how filled w/ rage we are; they'll be begging us not to shoot them, please. No mercy for us, no mercy for them. Pretty straightforward, isn't it?

We'll be standing our ground, if you know what we mean, against liars like Glass, & against any & all (or as many as we can get) politicians who might vote to reduce disability benefits we paid for by the very wage-slavery which originally helped drive us mad (mad crazy & mad pissed & raging) in the first place. (Ironic, huh? We really paid for wasting our life working for an almost living.) In other words, we'll answer lies & votes w/ bullets, not w/ more votes. (Turns out guns are the only defense against certain portions of the gov't., specifically the legislative & executive branches.)

NB, motherfuckers: This is not a joke*. Fucking w/ our limited income is the actual & moral equivalent of (at best) a mugging, & might well result in our early death. If we have no reason to continue living, we don't see why any one else should be allowed to have oxygen we won't be using. We will absolutely defend ourselves, or take as much revenge as we can before the ammo runs out.

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*Or is it? Or is this a bogus ass-covering disclaimer meant to give us time to amass an arsenal? Or is this all a sad plea for attention & page-views? Keep guessing!

A final warning: "Fuck me? Fuck w/ Me!"

Added N-FUCKING-B: Notified moments before press time that the building in which we maintain our bunker has been sold. If the new owners decide to stop taking Section Eight, or to raise rent over the Section Eight maximum, we can ++guarantee they will be the recipients of serious flaming wrath. If we don't have any place to hang our hat, they won't either.

Absolutely serious: Getting our grubby & murderous paws on guns & ammo can be a pain in the ass, & isn't cheap, but committing arson is like falling off a log (And extra fun if there are people firmly attached to pipes or something inside the burning bldg. as the smoke & flames race through it.) no matter the price of gas. And matches are free.