Sunday, March 22, 2009

Husband Of Mary, Notre Dame Alum

We weren't sure this could be pigeon-holed into any mere genre (very religious sci-fi was our first stab) but the author himself was kind enough to call it "entertaining orthodox fiction" at its merciful end. One couldn't believe this is a serious plan being put forth, but author must have a rich fantasy life, & we appreciate his sharing just a bit of it w/ us. 
When it comes to evil prophecies (i.e. Obama elected president, AND today's news that the spineless president of my Christian alma mater has indeed secured Barack the Butcher to speak at Our Lady's university), no true prophet likes to be right. However, if even a fraction of my following June 11th, 2008, counter attack comes to pass, I know the Gipper (not to mention Ronald Reagan!) will be happy ... and my prayers will have been answered.
So what's Thomas Augustine O'Toole (Not a joke.) been stewing over since June, on the outside chance that the evil prophecy of an Obama presidency, resulting in the President giving the N. D. commencement speech, may come to pass? His idea is to infiltrate the Notre Dame campus w/ a "mass of Mary's men," who "silently subdue the Secret Service" while the "Missionary of Charity sisters"
begin removing something hidden beneath their habits. No, the nuns have not been smuggling guns, but the aborted fetuses of late term abortions — and murdered live births — that Barack's regime has endorsed, and will soon enforce.
Then the Charitable sisters will place the
broken babe[s] at Obama's feet.
We just want to know where the womb-babies & murdered live births are coming from. Surely not Catholic hospitals. Is there a baby bank somewhere that loans fetuses for use as socio-political props?
Mary, Mother of Gawd! What are they teaching them at Notre Dame? No wonder the Fighting Irish are despised nation-wide. 

2 comments:

Glennis said...

Eeeuw. I bet the nuns hate having to dry clean their habits after getting aborted baby-goo on it. That stuff never really comes out.

And I really want to know about the logistics of this. Is there a secret network of nuns that knows when every late-term abortion takes place (yeah, like all 12 of them each year)? And they send up a kind of (bat)fetus symbol to alert someone to go retrieve the fetus? Then bring it back to a central repository and preserve it in hopes of carrying out this kind of mission?

How do they preserve them anyway? Freeze? Pickle? free-dry? taxidermy?

M. Bouffant said...

Still-Astounded Editor Types:

It is a quandry.

Most of us have learned to keep our most peculiar fantasies to ourselves for just this reason.