Dep't. of
Sore Losers:
[Sen. Clinton] betrayed none of the anger and disappointment that she still feels, friends say, and that has especially haunted her husband.
Get the fuck over it already, both of you triangulating corporate crapholes!! Is ex-Pres. Bill angry 'cause now there'll be a
real "black" President? You have another wishy-washy, middle-of-the-road, scared to make real change in the political & economic systems drone all set to beat Sen. McCain, just what is your fucking problem? You lost, because your campaign sucked; BOTH OF YOU hired the wrong people & didn't handle them well. Now do your jobs by getting Sen. Obama elected, and then get off the national stage.
You had the chance, you blew it, & Ms. Pumpkin Pantsuit will be too old to go again after Obama's glorious Islamo-Marxist administration returns this nation to the empire it once was – no, wait, that's our Russian boilerplate. What we mean is – aw, forget the whole thing!!
UPDATED, (well, added to, really) @ 1202 PDT 27 August 2008:
Below is a picture of Madam Senator Clinton in her pumpkin pantsuit, accessorized by her daughter Chelsea. Anyone who dresses like the Senator probably should not be allowed to make any important decisions. And what's w/ the bug-eyed expression & that slack jaw? Photo: Vernon Bryant/
Dallas Morning News
And just to lay it on a bit thicker, here's that expression again. (We mean, really, wazzup wi' dat? She looks as if someone she likes just rammed a stick up her ass.) Photo: Jay L. Clendenin/Los Angeles Times
On the other hand, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi can probably be trusted to dress herself, & has some sense of color, but can't seem to do anything correctly either.
At least Sen. Clinton had the sense not to wear a green scarf w/ her ensemble.
Cattiness like, totally inspired by (if not almost completely stolen from) Kathy Bay, producer of the
Mike Malloy Show on the NovaM Network, M-F 1800-2100 PT. Available on XM & Sirius.
2 comments:
I mean, what is up with that pants suit thing? I don't recall sen. Clinton wearing a single skirt during the whole primary season. It just looks dorky.
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The Voyeurisatic Male Gaze Editor Responds:
We do believe that the Senator (unlike daughter Chelsea) has big legs, & what are uncharitably referred to as "cankles." It's fine w/ us if she covers them up, but she should try to wear something a little less bright all the fucking time. Seriously, Pelosi is usually wearing a nice gray or pastel sort of thing, & we doubt if she'd ever wear a top that exactly matched the suit.
(Are we gay now?)
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