Hot Poop From The Inbox

We thought Britney Spears was like, so, like, totally, like, over, like, but she seems to be getting a new lease on life from the World O' Spam. The World O' Spam that appears in our in-box, anyway.

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[Stay away from our pure unsullied flowers of Southern womanhood, you uppityarrogant elitist!!]