Water

Could use some hot water too, slumlord!!Today's reason to slit the slumlord's throat: Neither of the fucking washing machines in the laundry room works, meaning I have to walk several blocks w/ laundry & hang w/ the masses in a laundromat for an hr.+. Nothing can absolve that but slumlord blood. 

Although the most fitting demise for the cheap fucking bastard would be water-related, rather than the more personally satisfying slitting of the throat. Perhaps a firehose shoved up his ass & turned on. I can see the water coming out of every hole in the head before it pops off the body.

Would one of you horrid slumlord-loving squealers like to stand up for corporate predators & call the police about my violent fantasy? It's been months since you informed, & I haven't changed my anti-slumlord tune one fucking bit. What's the matter w/ you? Did you finally get your stupid fucking head out of your ass after you cost me a wk. of my ever-shorter life? Proud of yourself? Which is worse, slumlord or slumlord-loving squealer?