State Of The Bouffant

I will see you dead, slumlord bastard!

I have now wasted 72 revolutions around the sun stuck in this awful world on this shithole planet in the hell of other people, like the slumlords & squealers, liars & cheaters, & the damn police.

Went to the croaker; been anemic since Dec. Probably internal bleeding, could mean colon cancer. Time for a colonoscopy. If it is keister cancer you'd better hope I get better, because you're all dead as soon as I'm told I only have X months to live.

Birthday presents, rec'd. yesterday, all from strangers, of course: I gave the new wage-slave at the 7-Eleven® a Lincoln for a $2.99 purchase & she gave me change for a twenty, so I'm 15 bones ahead, & screw 7-Eleven®! And, I found a toy Roman short sword. Wish it were real: I'd be stabbin' & slabbin' 'em left & right!

Thanks again to all my former friends for sweet fucking nothing.