Monday, March 27, 2023

The Week Ahead

A new feature in which we advise our readers what to watch for in the next seven days to guide their investment strategies.
  • MON: Everything will suck.
  • TUE: It will get even worse.
  • WED: Full of woe.
  • THU: Some fucking idiot will say or type something very stupid.
  • FRI: Contemplation of the sweet release of death will be at a new high.
  • SAT & SUN: Irksome, tedious & banal, then the wheel of shit turns again & you're back on your heads.

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