Abe-ril Fool

To preserve the Lincoln Memorial statue for another century, we're announcing a plan to rotate the massive stone figure 180°, so the backside will face the entrance & shield the front from exposure. A rotating turntable option was rejected. Learn more: https://t.co/4MH8n52ISJ pic.twitter.com/x8oUruEsGo

— National Mall NPS (@NationalMallNPS) April 1, 2022

Think these liberal gummint employees are implying that President Lincoln is turning his back on America? Nothing in the text, which was amusing.