Today In "Ha Ha Ha, Fuck You!"

New York Times:
Stocks Tumble After the Fed Cuts Rates  —  Here's what you need to know:  — Could the coronavirus outbreak cause a recession?  —  The Federal Reserve delivered the emergency rate cut investors had been clamoring for at 10 a.m. on Tuesday.  The market rally that followed lasted about 15 minutes.

What you really need to know is: Death to the parasite members of the investing classes!