Shut Down The Stock Market & Get Out The Guillotines!!

Now can we get rid of the fucking U.S. Senate?

Brooke Singman / Fox News:
Schumer wants ethics probes over pre-coronavirus stock sales by Burr, Feinstein, others  —  Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said Saturday that there should be ethics probes into the pre-coronavirus stock sales by Sens. Richard Burr, Dianne Feinstein and others, warning of an “appearance” of a conflict of interest.
Robert Kraychik / Breitbart:   Peter Schweizer: If Richard Burr Is Not Prosecuted for Insider Trading, Stock Act Is Meaningless
Tim O'Donnell / The Week:   10 things you need to know today: March 21, 2020
Shane Goldmacher / New York Times:   Kelly Loeffler and Richard Burr Were Briefed on Coronavirus. Then They Sold Stocks. What Now?
Politico:
House members, Senate aides traded stocks in early days of coronavirus
Tom Boggioni / Raw Story:   Mitch McConnell aide implicated in stock market moves during coronavirus' early days
Ian Hanchett / Breitbart:   Schumer: There Will Be Ethics Investigation into Burr, Loeffler
Stephen Gandel / CBS News:
NYSE boss sold his own stock ahead of coronavirus market meltdown
James Arkin / Politico:   Loeffler stock trades roil Georgia special election
Peter Hasson / The Daily Caller:   GOP Congressman: Reports Of Senators Dumping Stock ‘Infuriating’
Marlow Stern / The Daily Beast:   Trevor Noah Rips Senators for Dumping Stocks After Coronavirus Briefing
New York Post:   Senators deny they're corrupt after dumping stocks before coronavirus crash