Tucker Carlson Calls It Class War

Weapon of choice: AR-15 rifles at the Guntoberfest gun show in Oaks, Pennsylvania.
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Hey, here's Tucker Carlson, phony champion of rural white peopletrash. As if the once bow-tied, now merely simpering pajama boy personified has ever spent five minutes anywhere rural, worked w/ his hands, or done anything at all but sit in studios & offices using the family fortune to amplify his lying &/or whining about everything he could find to lie &/or whine about.

 Lawrence Bonk / Mediaite:

Tucker Carlson Calls Fight For Gun Control ‘Class War’ and Says the ‘Left Hates Rural America’  —  Tucker Carlson used his monologue tonight to rail against increased calls for gun control in the wake of the Florida high school mass shooting, ending by accusing gun control advocates of trying to start a “class war.”

He's right. Urbane sophisticates vs. the hicks.The Dils - "Class War"After further analysis, sadly, no! Tucker's wrong again; it's more geographical/cultural war. (My mistake, & now I've wasted an eternity typing & assembling this crap because the words "Class War!" always get me hot. Welp, nagonna leave this'n in "Draft".)

Speaking of Tuck's former dump (We s'pose Swanson, Jr.'s still collecting money from the investors he rooked for it.) are you a "thoughts & prayers hater"?

Thoughts And Prayers Haters Turn Out In Droves On Ash Wednesday Minutes After School Shooting

I didn't know such a being existed, but it turns out I are one too!

And pardon me, Mr. Daily Caller Religion Reporter, but if it being Ass Weds. is such a big deal when the "haters" note the rancid emptiness & futility of "thoughts & prayers", why'd your non-existent Gawd allow mass murder to happen on such a "holy" day in the first fucking place?

Sweet Blood of Jesus, we should start calling it the Ash Wednesday Massacre, in recognition of all the good praying has brought us.