Orange model Brainiac. |
"I've had a lot of briefings that are very … I don't want to say 'scary,' because I'll solve the problems," he said. "But … we have some big enemies out there in this country and we have some very big enemies — very big and, in some cases, strong enemies."Besides the sadly familiar feeling of a listening to a not very smart grade-schooler trying to bullshit his way out of a question ("some very big enemies — very big and, in some cases, strong enemies") for which he was unprepared, did you notice the phrase "big enemies out there in this country"? Is he just confused? Did he perhaps mean "the world", but let slip a Freudian revelation of his true beliefs about us? Dollars to dough-nuts there's already an enemies list (if not several) making its way around the Executive Mansion.
And of course, he'll solve the problems. Because everyone else is stupid, & he's, like, very SMRT. (You can tell by the way he talks like a third-grader.)
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So apparently my new role is to troll the Trump regime.
Let's hope I'm good at it (although a sign of success would getting 'disappeared' so hmmmmm).
Mr. President, "No. Korea has just launched at least 2 nukes heading our direction! What shall we do, Sir???"
Pres. Dummkopf: "Find out who was responsible for that Womens' March & have her locked up!" "Also, Send these roses to Comey!!" "Send some to Ivanka, too. Wasn't she Beautiful at the inauguration?"
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