Telebision Horror

W/o ideas; then (Whew!) The Golden Age posted a Zacherly for President publication. Appropriate for Halloweenies,
& sadly relevant to our current election season as well. Some illustrations:

It all seems so familiar somehow. Pretty sure I've heard this one before.

A major party (admittedly composed of a minority of mostly loudmouths) has nominated someone who can barely be differentiated from a 1950s-'60s tee vee horror movie host running a fake campaign. "G-d damn America!" as they say.