Miss It If You Can*

Couldn't find a "Cretin College" image we liked.

Or not; those who just can't wait to see the Republican Very Special Olympics on FOX Thurs. can slake their perverted desires this very evening on C-SPAN at 1600PDT. Pre-game starts at 1500 (if you need a soporific).

No idea who in the cretin chorus will participateScheduled to appear:

Taking part tonight will be Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham, Rand Paul, Rick Perry, Chris Christie, Carly Fiorina, John Kasich, Scott Walker, Rick Santorum, George Pataki, Bobby Jindal and Dr. Ben Carson. Donald Trump declined to participate.

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee’s campaign didn’t respond; former Virginia Gov. Jim Gilmore missed the cutoff deadline.

A Senate vote will keep three participants in Washington. Cruz, Rubio, and Paul will be live from C-SPAN headquarters. Graham opted to appear at the forum. - See more.

(Not not not going to find who is/isn't in the FOX Top Ten & who is in this mess.)

One can only assume the generalized white male outrage & attempts at out-Trumping that hump Trump will be turned up to the proverbial 11. The religious among you are a bunch of suckers but are nonetheless invited to pray like hell for a stage/lighting grid collapse or other "act of Gawd", up to & including a meteor strike &/or accidental missile launch.

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*Unless you're actually shooting at it.