Friday, October 31, 2008
Pardon Our Dust (Or, "Dust Our Pumice") While We Remodel
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M. Bouffant
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The squirrels that power our little operation during the summer months took their nuts & went into hibernation at the first sign of rain this wk., so we had to take a day to get the winter gerbils (or any other amusing rodentia that run like a maniac in a wheel in their cage) up & running.
We can promise that there will be more items & info than we've been offering these last few months of struggle in the streets; these hamsters or whatever they are (Weasels? Are weasels rodents?) run like nobody's effin' beeswax. (How old are we ? Ninety? Sheesh. "Beeswax," our ass.)
This is especially vital as the most frightening day of the yr., 4 November, approaches. We're quaking in fear, if you must know.
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5 comments:
Hey, what's up? Are you still in the apartment you got?
What's the 4th of November, Bouff?
P.
Personal Homelessness Editor Answers:
Another two wks. here at the "Motel No," though we have an appointment to get our Section Eight voucher next Fri. Who knows what happens in the mean time, post-"Motel No" (hope it's not too mean) as we hear it can take an eternity to find Section Eight housing.
There's other stuff going on w/ the rodents that run the web log, but we're keeping our typing fingers close on that.
Election Day is 4 November, since you asked. Did you vote the first possible day on which you could mail it in, & just don't remember/care anymore?
Hey, Bouff, once you get the Section 8 voucher, finding the apartment is easy! Granted, some landlords say "No Section 8" in their ads, but I don't think it's too hard to find a landlord who will take it. Getting the voucher is the hard part, people on Section 8 tell me. Hey, speaking of Nov. 4th, are you coming over to Mr Mike's for the Obama victory BBQ on that day? He told me that he left a message on your cell phone which you never returned, so he emailed you yesterday. Come on down! Any time after 5 PM!
P.
Internet Privacy Editor Responds:
Damn, if this were the radio the FCC would be all over us for sending personal messages over the public airwaves!
We hope that all those w/ IP addresses in Arabia (& elsewhere) who come here for the bare-breasted Sophia Loren photos, & stay for the articles, are enjoying their glimpse into our most mundane of realities.
As the "kidz" say, C U Tues!
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