Santa Barbara, CA -- Watch out for the Christmas tree! It's that big one with all the lights!Get the Christ out of X-Mess & put Santa back where he belongs!
Police in Santa Barbara, California, report Linda Teague Goggin slammed her 1993 Lincoln into the city's 50-foot tall Christmas tree.
Police Lieutenant Paul McCaffrey says apparently Goggin mistook the lights on the tree for lights strung between buildings. She drove the Lincoln through a ring of traffic cones and crashed into the tree's metal stand. The car was heavily damaged but the tree's fine. [Damnit! — Ed.] Investigators say Ms. Goggin [Rhymes w/ egg-noggin'! — Ed.] is facing drunken
driving charges.
Friday, December 14, 2007
"War on Christmas" Finally Gets Underway!!
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M. Bouffant
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It's on!! At last. And all it took was a few drinkie-poos. From the AP:
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