Taken in its entirety:It's Grande Conservative Blogress Diva time again.Golly gee, "Divine Ms. A.," we thought you were a self-proclaimed moderate. Actually, you're more of an unknowingly self-proclaimed ninny:
Vote for me if you're so inclined. Vote every day for a week if you really care. Now, maybe you're thinking: "Grande Conservative Blogress Diva," what is it, and is it really Althouse? You could discuss that here. I recommend devising a definition that will make it crushingly obvious that I should win. You know, it can't possibly mean: Who's the most conservative female blogger. It's more like: Who's the biggest diva blogger for conservatives? Think about it.
I sat down to talk about it with someone who was also planning to vote for Carter, and the two of us changed our vote to Ford. It wasn't so much Ford. It was Carter. I'd decided he was a small man. He didn't fit the Presidency. Did Ford? But Ford was already President. In truth, no one deserves to be President. But Ford did not select himself as President. He had only selected himself to represent one legislative district. I found that appealing.Umm, did it occur to you that Ford could have given up his stewardship Presidency & returned to Congress, or Grand Rapids, but instead decided to try to hold onto the office? Or that if anyone was a "small man," it was Ford? Of course, we can't have any "small" people leading us on to glory, we need giants, or those who believe themselves to be giants, like George Bush or Rudy Giuliani. Do tell us, Ms. Althouse, have you ever made a rational political decision in your life? Or are all your decisions based on the "size" of the man, or now much fun it would to have a beer w/ him? Or Clinton Derangement Syndrome?
St. Nick on a Stick, we are insanely, bitterly jealous of this woman & her readership & advertising revenues. And absolutely contemptuous of the fools who read her crap, let alone the dimbulbs who comment on her web log.
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