Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Heroine Ex-Cop/Jesus Freak: Liar

Jeanne Assam: Why doesn't she love God enough to keep the eyebrows & hair color that He gave her?
She loves Jeebus, but those commandments don't matter that much. Especially that little one about lying:

Also Tuesday, Minneapolis police Sgt. Jesse Garcia said Assam was fired from the Minneapolis force in 1997 for lying during an internal investigation. Sgt. John Delmonico, president of the Police Officers Federation of Minneapolis, said police were investigating a complaint that Assam swore at a bus driver
while she was handling an incident on a city bus.

So why should we believe that the "holy ghost" (or a leprechaun, for that matter) was guiding her hand (especially as she hit Murray "multiple times" but he was still the one who finished the job)?

Of course the real question in this is why weren't the father, son or holy ghost (Casper?) directing Matthew Murray to some help for his madness, especially since said madness was directed against the "Lord's" holy people?

Authorities also believe Murray authored an anti-Christian diatribe online that closely repeated a rant by one of the Columbine killers, a newspaper reported Tuesday.

The most recent post to the site, a forum for people who have left evangelical religious groups, was Sunday morning in the hours between his attacks in Arvada and Colorado Springs, according to KUSA-TV in Denver, which first reported on the writings.

"You Christians brought this on yourselves," Murray wrote, according to the station, which did not identify the site. "All I want to do is kill and injure as many of you ... as I can especially Christians who are to blame for most of the problems in the world."

The language in the post is almost identical to the text of a manifesto written by Eric Harris, one of the teens who carried out the 1999 massacre at Columbine High School.

The online posts, under the pen name "nghtmrchld26," spanned several weeks, and in an earlier one, Murray appeared to reject offers of psychological help.

"I've already been working with counselors. I have a point to make with all this talk about psychologists and counselors `helping people with their pain,'" he wrote, according to KUSA.

Isn't the giant Space Elf supposed to help people w/ problems, rather then let his minions make them worse?

Oh, right. It's easy to forget, in this "Christian nation," that there is no invisible man in the sky watching you.

Further snark from an eyewitness. (To the press conference, not the shootings).

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are a very very bitter maggot.

M. Bouffant said...

The Editor Responds:
Bet we're not half as bitter as the families & friends of the dead & wounded.

As to maggot, we insist on
fresh meat, not dead for three days Jesus crap.