Monday, December 30, 2013

Hey, Moron:
Get Off My Tee Vee!!

You be the jury: A culture guerrilla (A pro good culture warrior, not a blue-nosed closet case.) takes a blade to the front of Will Farrell (whose post-humor stylings have been clogging the telly as if there were no tomorrow* since well before the solstice) extracts & stretches a good length of Farrell's slimy intestines across a street & then runs over said guts again & again & again & again & again & again & again w/ a Dodge fucking Ram. Innocent or not guilty?

Any telebision-viewing jury would be more likely to vote such a vicious sadist a medal rather than convict.

*Fingers crossed!


mistah charley, ph.d. said...

"people disagreein ever'where you look
makes me want to stop and read a book"

-bob dylan

mikey said...

A man advertising a movie by advertising a truck - it's a pretty gross commercial overload, but it's the price you pay to watch the football games...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Did somebody say football games and punishment?

Sing us a song, you're the Schiano Man

M. Bouffant said...

From the Television Skies:
Oh, better not get me started on that Bob Dylan!

Merely footsball games? (When I hear the phrase "time out" I reach for the mute like a rat grabbing at flotsam.) All of telebision. Everywhere.

Sorry for thunder. He had "expectations." "All in for Wk. One!!"