Monday, December 30, 2013

Hey, Moron:
Get Off My Tee Vee!!

You be the jury: A culture guerrilla (A pro good culture warrior, not a blue-nosed closet case.) takes a blade to the front of Will Farrell (whose post-humor stylings have been clogging the telly as if there were no tomorrow* since well before the solstice) extracts & stretches a good length of Farrell's slimy intestines across a street & then runs over said guts again & again & again & again & again & again & again w/ a Dodge fucking Ram. Innocent or not guilty?

Any telebision-viewing jury would be more likely to vote such a vicious sadist a medal rather than convict.

*Fingers crossed!


mistah charley, ph.d. said...

"people disagreein ever'where you look
makes me want to stop and read a book"

-bob dylan

mikey said...

A man advertising a movie by advertising a truck - it's a pretty gross commercial overload, but it's the price you pay to watch the football games...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Did somebody say football games and punishment?

Sing us a song, you're the Schiano Man

M. Bouffant said...

From the Television Skies:
Oh, better not get me started on that Bob Dylan!

Merely footsball games? (When I hear the phrase "time out" I reach for the mute like a rat grabbing at flotsam.) All of telebision. Everywhere.

Sorry for thunder. He had "expectations." "All in for Wk. One!!"

Popularity. Like Junior High. This is mostly because I'm curious. You should all be ashamed.