Monday, March 4, 2013

By Their Marketing Shall You Know Them

Zombie Hunting

To appeal to millennials, the industry has taken a cue from Hollywood and the video game industry, turning shooting ranges into "Zombie" hunts. Zombie Industries markets 3-D dummies of the undead that either "bleed" zombie goo when you shoot them or "burst into little pieces of blood soaked Zombie matter." This model is disturbingly called "The Ex."
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Weird Dave said...

I believe that they believe that life is like the movies.

It's not.

Weird Dave said...

And from a technical perspective, they're shooting at 5 meters with that as a backdrop?
They fully deserve what comes flying back at them.

M. Bouffant said...

Ricochet Editor:
Stupid in every way possible.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I suppose you jerks think this bothers me.

M. Bouffant said...

Editor Jerk:
That's not even one of your people (except she doesn't breathe either); she has all her flesh.