Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Screw This Pirate Bullshit

19 September is not fucking "Talk Like a Pirate Day," it is the day gun-shot American president Jimbo Garfield expired, way, way back there in 1881.

Born on this date (in 1980): Canadian songstresses Tegan & Sara.

Other deaths on this date: Skeeter Davis, 2004.Can't get any more mawkish, can you?

UPDATE (1050PDT 19 September 2012): Also, a web log has a birthday.


Sirius Lunacy said...


I mean, I completely agree!

Redbeard said...


Captain Hook™³²®© said...

M.B. is arrrright!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Arr... don't be lookin' at me blog today, matey.

Substance McGravitas said...

Open up your dethday present
It's a box of fucking nothing.

J Neo Marvin said...

National Disgruntled Office Seeker Day!

M. Bouffant said...

Disgruntled Zen Editor:
Nothing is what we want.

Popularity. Like Junior High. This is mostly because I'm curious. You should all be ashamed.