The worker explained that without the census the government would not be able to correctly allocate its funds to the various states. Of course, the government has no funds, but only that which it violently appropriates from the population, and I explained that such violent redistribution of private property was entirely immoral.Not funny, really, in that the collective, you all-included we have been hearing about their peculiar, extra-stunted "morality" for yrs. (& yrs. & yrs. & yrs. & yrs.) from these inane drones.
Like the first worker who visited my house, the second was confused about the aggressive nature of the state. I explained to her that, as Ludwig von Mises observed, all government action ultimately resorts to the use or threat of aggression.
The violence involved in transactions w/ the IRS, dear moralist, is only if you choose to be violent in resisting a prison sentence for tax evasion. A prison sentence that will not be imposed by fiat, by the way, but by a judge & jury, after a trial, appeals & so on.
We also note that we haven't filed since 1995. We figure '95 because we recently found our never-filed '96 forms in a box while looking for awful video tape.
NB: Were it not for our incontrovertible evidence, we wouldn't have wasted nearly an hr. of whats left of our life dealing w/ this cretin's tiresome diatribe. Fucking asshole.