Friday, August 3, 2007

Dep't. Of Buffoonery (Semi-Literate Div.)


In the never ending search for idiocy, Just Another Blog™ has found yet another loser. Note this paragraph, from a post entitled "The Politics Of Fear" (Yes, the unintentional irony begins in the title.):

Unfortunately the Socialists are winning. They keep our county [sic] polarized and off balance by incrementally taking over our media and schools. They fight to maintain our self-destructive entitlement programs and encourage their expansion by herding in the Mexican invasion and keeping our schools poor. They develop anti-war movements all over the world, consciously siding with the enemy of the Free-Market West, encouraging appeasement and waiting for the aftermath of chaos. Once their puppets are firmly in positions of power and in control of the world’s strongest military they will execute a sinister plot to wipe out the one last evil religion: Islam.
Huh? WTF? Read that last sentence again. The "Socialists" want to wipe out Islam? Just Another Blog™ doesn't know who Jeffers M. Dodge is, but we know what he is: an idiot. His explanation of climate change? Right here:

The Liberal concepts of Global Warming uses a false premise that declares that the debris of man is absolutely causing the spots on the sun, which in turn is creating the warming of the earth, while ignoring the fact the debris is a residue of fossil fuel that is firing the engines of human existence. What’s more, the Right is just now realizing that the dollars we spend on fossil fuel is funding the most destructive enemy on earth.
Let's get this straight. The "debris of man" is causing sun spots, "in turn...creating the warming of the earth." At the same time "ignoring the fact the debris is a residue of fossil fuel that is firing the engines of human existence." Not greenhouse gases, no, "the debris of man" is somehow drifting 93 million miles to the sun, where it is causing sunspots which are "creating the warming of the earth." And he's "just now realizing that the dollars we spend on fossil fuel is [sic] funding the most destructive enemy on earth." With a bit taken off the top by middle-man Big Oil for campaign donations, outrageous profits & the like.
This transcends mere ignorance & stupidity. Here's a suggestion, before you type one more fucking word, you patriotic, family & faith fuckhead: Learn to write (you know, make your verbs & subjects agree, determine what should & shouldn't be capitalized, pick the correct words, not ones that sort of mean the same thing, etc.) then learn something/anything about science, or at least the posited reasons for climate change.
And one more paragraph from Mr. Dodge:

So in essence this is a battle between Socialism and Free Market Capitalism, the difference between a godless ideology and a system dependant on family, faith and patriotism.
Oh yes indeedy, that ol' "Free Market Capitalism" is nothing but dependant on family (uses "family" to hold workers hostage, for fear they won't be able to feed, clothe, & shelter said family) faith (assures workers they'll get theirs in the next world, so shut up in this one) & patriotism (exemplified by multi-national corporations using off-shore tax dodges).
Just Another Blog™ assumes that, since Mr. Dodge's most recent post is dated 7 April '07, someone may have brought his deficiencies to his attention & he's taking a refresher course in English composition at a local middle school. (Might try a web design course while you're at it, Mr. Music Business Multimedia Maven.)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

OK, so Dodge, which you so fervently pointed out, isn't the best writer. But what you failed to refute is his message. You ether agree with him and just want to tear him down to boost your own ego or you disagree with him and tear him down to boost your own ego. Ether way he seems to be right; you are a coward.

M. Bouffant said...

The Editor Responds:
Alright, Mr. or Ms. not-a-coward anonymous commenter, just how did Just Another Blog™ fail to refute Mr. dodge's "message?" By not pointing out his absolute ignorance as to climate change/global warning? (Sun spots? Really?)
Or by agreeing w/ Dodge's view that there is a "battle between Socialisn and Free Market Capitalism," and that "Free Market Capitalism" is "dependant on family, faith and patriotism?" Let us make it very clear to you, as you seem to have difficulty reading even the simplest prose: "Free Market Capitalism" (And surely you don't believe that capitalism as practiced in this country, w/ tax breaks for the wealthy & corporate welfare, is truly free market?) has nothing to do w/ family, faith or patriotism. All "Free Market Capitalism" has to do w/ is unrestrained greed & Social Darwinism. Mr. Dodge's "message" is the message of someone who blindly accepts religious & political convention (a form of political correctness, if you will) & a cursory reading of his message would've shown you that it refutes itself. And his odd/unusual choices of words indicate the lack of an ability to comprehend even the accepted wisdom he parrots. Use the link so kindly provided & read his site. If there's a message there other than "Worship your corporate masters & blindly follow religious leaders," he hasn't expressed it cleraly enough for Just Another Blog™. Or just read our own item, you ninny!!