Can't Find The Bums-Phils Game

"Free" trial? To watch any of this crap? Never heard of any of it, none of it is interesting. And "Formula 1"?
"MLS"? Excuse me, Apple, but are these the United States or some woke Euro shithole? If you don't like it
here, feel free to send all your placstic crap back to China or wherever it's made, go to Europe & watch
all the races & matches you can stand. Real Americans will be at the drag strip &/or watching football.

Because Apple has it & I'll never buy anything from them. Can I threaten the lives of Apple execs for stealing from me w/o one of you squealing rat bastards calling the police to have me kidnapped again? Or do you chumps want to continue to pay even more for much less?