Sunday, April 27, 2025

Don't Wake Up!

Stolen from Facebook.
My retirement account is wrecked. My social security and healthcare might get taken away. I don't know if I'll be able to afford groceries. Everything I love about America is under threat. Now I understand why roosters start their day screaming.
Throwing stuff at the wall: Will it stick?
And now we're just 'phoning it in!
I remind you all: Everything sucks & you're all going to die. Not at my hands but nonetheless much sooner than expected, I sincerely hope. Nothing personal, just the way it is.

Still, if I can't afford groceries, can I at least threaten to beat the living shit out of Albertson's & Kroger stockholders?
W/ a stick?

Here's the joke part that literal-minded simpleton assholes should ignore, where I claim that ever since some jerkwads put me in psychiatric prison & told me to watch what I type I can't think about anything but threatening people w/ imminent death. Hope you're happy w/ the results of your bullshit intervention, slumlord-loving pieces of shit.

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